Mickey; Southern California.
Perpetually surrounded by assholes.

Ask

Me.

(Source: embraceexpression, via relentlessly-crazy)

daisytakeabow:

mahri13:

Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers

“Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tom Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?” is Jill’s response and hands Tom Hiddleston our son.  He hoists him up on to his shoulders (I should mention that this guy is like 8 feet tall), and my wife takes out her Blackberry, only to find that it’s on its last battery leg. Nonetheless she manages to get a couple of shots.  Hiddleston puts Edison down, shakes his hand and says goodbye…

… Evans crouches down next to Edison, who extends his hand and shakes the hand of The First Avenger. “Can I see your shield?” Evans asks and Edison hands his battered toy shield over. “Wow, you’re getting a lot of use out of this. You fighting a lot of bad guys with this?” he asks.  Chris Evans and Edison proceed to have a conversation about the finer points of shields and fighting the enemy.

My heart…. :’)

omfg no this is too flawless

- ? May 21st 2012
eternal-golden-bro:

“One Giant Size Shit Bitch Bear”

eternal-golden-bro:

“One Giant Size Shit Bitch Bear”

(Source: emilyclairesings, via ruinedchildhood)

avi0o0olaa:

bl4ckgold:

lol do i tempt you ?

*faints*

dear lord

avi0o0olaa:

bl4ckgold:

lol do i tempt you ?

*faints*

dear lord

(via oberryo)

(via ihat3y0urstk1nguts)

ignorantatheist:

camarochris:

Damn son. Mac Miller just shut this girl down. haha

Not a Mac Miller fan, but god damn Mac Miller just ether’d this bitch.

fucking hate mac miller but this is GREAT.

ignorantatheist:

camarochris:

Damn son. Mac Miller just shut this girl down. haha

Not a Mac Miller fan, but god damn Mac Miller just ether’d this bitch.

fucking hate mac miller but this is GREAT.

(Source: macmillerblog, via peetaah)

boner-doner:

oh hi i miss you

beauty. RIP

boner-doner:

oh hi i miss you

beauty. RIP

(via pokinsmot)


Solar Eclipse on May 20, 2012

Solar Eclipse on May 20, 2012

(via crashdive)

arrests:

omg so i was looking through the gay porn blog to find the picture of me and there’s these giant black cocks on my screen and my mom walks in the room and tells me not to forget to wash dishes and she looks at my screen and walks away slowly and quietly

omfg

- ? May 21st 2012

(via deleteyourlife)

thekrustykrabpizza:

someone make me this and i’ll wife you

thekrustykrabpizza:

someone make me this and i’ll wife you

(Source: pleatedjeans, via felicite)

-infuckti0n:

WHERE IS THIS

-infuckti0n:

WHERE IS THIS

(via stretchedlobes)

eeamassyla:

wescalou:

bra1ns:


Picture of the eclipse on May 20, 2012 over China.

OMFG WAT

:O

omg

eeamassyla:

wescalou:

bra1ns:

Picture of the eclipse on May 20, 2012 over China.

OMFG WAT

:O

omg

(via relentlessly-crazy)